Hello My Readers:

  I am your faithful servant, The Drunkin Scribe. I am here to dazzle you with my wit, as well as baffle you with my bullshit. So, sit back, and relax. Whils I take you on a tour of the warped place that IS my psyche


  It's all about the ass, Dear reader. What can I say, As a sociaty we are obsest with ass. We Digest it, Talk about it, Play with it, Dream about it, AND some, ( more than most I fear,) Love to LOVE it.

  I agree, There are many types of meat, but we eat more animal ass than we care to admit. When you walk into any  fast food place, and order a nice juicey burger, you are eating the cows ass. When  you have a nice ham, your eating the pigs ass. Hell, lobster TAIL anyone???

  And the ass has become a  staple in our vernacular as a sociaty.  You can be an Asshole, a Fat Ass, a Bad  Ass, a Dumb Ass, an Ass Wipe, a Jackass, a Big Ass, or, just a plain old  everyday garden variety ASS. You can Hual Ass, Sit your ASS down, Shake your Ass,  Move your Ass, AHHHH, KISS MY ASS.

  Football players smack each  other's asses, while Baseball players are forever trying to pull out the wedgie  buneling in thier ass. Swimmers shave, or wax thier ass, while soccer players run  thier asses off. And Basketball players leap thier asses high in the  air.  But, when you are with that special someone, you can rub thier ass, caress  thier ass, kneed thier ass, and my personal favorite...Smack that ass.

 But, lets not forget our  obssession, ( or ASSession,) with our own ass. Men scratch thier ass, while women  wonder if thier ass looks fat in thier pants. ( personal note- The answer is NO.  Your ASS makes Your ASS look fat. The pants are doing all they can to hold it ALL  in. BUT, if you say that...1) Your dumber than me, and 2) DUCK. )

 And when we begin to feel  amourus, we need a piece of ass. And, should your tastes care to be for the..."  Darker Orafice, " You can Bang a Starfish, or use the Backdoor. You can Auger  the Poop shoot, or even go down the Hershey Hiway. It's all copASSetic.

  Some, have even dedicated  thier entire careers on the ass. Look at a Colo-Rectal Surgen. He is NOT talking golf  when he does 18 holes a day. Ass, what a wonderfully versatile thing. You can  Pinch it, Smack it, Kiss it, Streatch it, Rub it, Tickle it, Kick it, Streatch it,  OR tell 2 bauld guys to put thier heads togeather, and make an ass out of  themselves. It's enough to give me a big shit eating grin. Of course, IF I ever ate  shit, I would NOT be grinning....But, I WILL have some more ASS.


                                                                                                                                The Drunkin Scribe