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Hello My Readers:
I am your faithful servant, The Drunkin Scribe. I am here to d azzle you with my wit, as well as baffle you with my bullshit. So, sit back , and relax. While I take you on a tour of the warped place that IS my psyche.
Have you ever noticed, in churches they have sacramental wine, But you never hear of sacramental beer. And IF there was sacramental beer, Do yo u think there could be sacramental shooters? And the names would be kinda weird. " I'll have another crucifixion. " " A round of Damnations for everybody. " " And give a resurrection to the guy asleep in the pew over there." And IF you are a Catholic, What's up with all that Standing, Kneeling Sitting in church? It's almost impossible to get a good nap like that. And, when the priest comes down with the incense burner, let me give you some advice...Don't yell out. " Hey, someone tell the Drag Queen his purse is on fire. " They HATE that. I had to go to church a few times. Mainly cause the judge was a prick. But, just to let y ou know, they frown on that. Another thing they frown on is, Going into the confessional and just sitting there for a few moments. Then when the pries t asks IF anyone is there, ask if he has toilet paper on HIS side. They Rea lly hate that. Hell, ( and I use that term loosely,) Even the snacks they s erve are lame. 1 piece of what tastes like plastic. MMMMMMM. Anyways, Don't give your money to the Church. They should be giving their money to you.
Okay - Drunken Scribe - As I've often told you - STOP STEALING OTHER PEOPLES MATERIAL!!
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you first Robert. LOL
I've got far too much on my plate to be lowering my mental standards for this.
Here goes,
Leadership
I woke one day
To find that we were at war
Not a conventional war
Yet Still a war
My Religious Leader said so
I checked the papers
I checked with the government
Niether said we were at war
Yet my Religious Leader demanded and commaned
My Religious Leader told me
Kill
Maim
And
Hate another
It was all right for God had spoken to him
I asked to read the Holy Scriptures
My Religious Leader said
"I did not need too, and would not understand the TRUE meanig of God's Word"
But only to beliebe in what God had said to him
For he was God's messenger on Earth
Still I read th Holy Scriptures
They did not say too
Kill
Maim
and
Hate
It said instead too
Love
Cherish
And
Speak God's Words
I asked My Religious Leader
Why He had Such Contradiction For The Holy Scriptures
My Religious Leader Screamed With Anger
At Every Question I Asked
My Questions Unanswered
And With Hate In His Eyes
Then Condemned Me As A HERETIC
Soit on me
Then order those others
Who questioned him naught
To Beat me
Till I died
Blamed my death on Satan
And Praised me as a Martyr
Yet never did My Religious Leader answer my Questions
You forgot that I was a published author
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Yes, but so was Dr. Suess, And he actually made some money off of it. How much have you made from your publishing deal Robert????? And remember, his books were titled The Cat In The hat, and Green Eggs and Ham.
Why do I even bother?
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